1 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,200 - Do you― - So, I― Oh, you go. - Sorry. 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,079 I didn't really have anything to say. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,880 - Hey, Michael. - Yep. - I have something to say. 4 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,160 (BUZZ!) - Send him through. 5 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,280 - I should― - You should go in. 6 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,880 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 7 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,920 - I just pull this book. (CLUNK! CREAK!) 8 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,920 - No way. - Yeah. 9 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,680 - Wow. What are you gonna put in there? 10 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,880 - I'm thinking a... chair. 11 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,520 - Oh yeah. A chair would be good. - Yeah. 12 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,520 - Or maybe, like... 13 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,400 No, yeah, I reckon a chair. 14 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,120 - Yeah. 15 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,000 Yeah, a chair. 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,080 - Can we start the meeting? 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,080 Anderson is missing. 18 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,520 - Anderson... is missing. 19 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,200 - Where is he? - We don't know. He's missing. That's what missing is. 20 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,520 - Oh my gosh ― scary. - It is scary. 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,360 Also, the documents we intercepted on the train... have vanished. 22 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,360 - Why would Australia want a list of every farm in New Zealand? 23 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,440 - We don't know. Michael, 24 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,360 I'm sending you to the Abel Tasman National Park. - You think Anderson's there? 25 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,400 - I don't know, but someone is shipping a heck of a lot of herbicide there, 26 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,400 and I wanna know why. - I'm in. 27 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,520 - Good stuff. You leave in two hours. 28 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,520 Go and see Pellet. 29 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,600 - Now? - Yes, now! 30 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,560 (DOOR OPENS) - What am I doing? (DOOR SHUTS) 31 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,200 - Your mission, is... equally as important. 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,200 I need you to go to Wellington 33 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,720 and apologise to Jim Marshall for tranquillising him. 34 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,400 - Are you joking? - I'm not joking. - I tranquillised him. 35 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,320 I made himtranquil. - He's a member of Parliament, 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,680 and, technically, he hadn't committed treason yet, 37 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,640 and he's demanding an in-person apology. (CLANK!) 38 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,920 - I quit. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'm handing in my gun. 39 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,800 And I'm handing in my badge. I quit. 40 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,919 - We don't even issue badges. - I made my own, boss. 41 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,919 I made my own. 42 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,240 (DOOR CLICKS, SLAMS) 43 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,040 - I think badges are more of a police thing. 44 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,240 - Wristwatches are one thing, but this 45 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,880 is a whole different kettle of fish. 46 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,000 - I already have two wristwatches. - Trust me. 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,600 It's completely water resistant. Up to 50m. - Whoa. 48 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,800 - And totally smash proof. 49 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,760 (GLASS SHATTERS) 50 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,280 (METALLIC RINGING) 51 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,320 I've been scammed. 52 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,760 - Where did you get it? - Caleb. 53 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,360 - What? - He's my sister's boyfriend, Caleb. 54 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,360 What about these? 55 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,200 - You gave me jeans last time. - Jeans are good. - I agree, jeans are good, 56 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,160 but do you do anything that's not jeans or wristwatches? 57 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,560 - Oh! I can give you this. 58 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,680 So, if used properly, it will allow you to breathe underwater. 59 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,520 - I know. I've snorkelled. - Caleb hasn't gone anywhere near this. 60 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,480 Let's just test. Can you just let me know if you feel this? 61 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,440 (AIR WHOOSHES) - Yeah, I felt it. - And put your mouth to her. 62 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,560 (AIR WHOOSHES) - SPLUTTERS: Oh f― 63 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,000 Sorry. I don't know why we would do that. 64 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 - Thank you. - Yeah. 65 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,280 (MAJESTIC MUSIC) 66 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,680 - (PANTS) 67 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,040 - Stop, Michael. Come here, or they'll shoot you. 68 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,760 - (PANTS) 69 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,080 Kneel. 70 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,040 - (MUMBLES) 71 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,240 - Take out your mouthpiece. - You've been a bad guy this whole time? 72 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,240 - I'm Australian. 73 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,840 If that's what you consider a bad guy, then yes. 74 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,480 - You're Australian? - Yeah. I have a thick Australian accent. 75 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,480 - Well, what about me? - What do you mean? 76 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,360 - Well, did you actually even like me? - No. You're annoying. 77 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,360 - You don't mean that. ― I do. 78 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,040 I would never have a crush on someone like you. 79 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,920 - But we kissed on the lips. - Yeah, and I hated it. You're awkward as hell. 80 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,800 - Well,... you're weird. 81 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,800 - She's not. - You don't know her! - Yeah, I do. 82 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,960 - Shut up. - Why don'tyoushut up? - BOTH: You shut up. 83 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,960 (THWACK!) - Oh! 84 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,440 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 85 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,839 (KEYPAD BEEPS, CLUNK!) 86 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 87 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,800 (KEYS JINGLE) 88 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,600 (DOOR SLAMS) 89 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960 - Enjoy your stay (!) 90 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,839 - Welcome to Paradise. 91 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,480 - Anderson? 92 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,800 - (INHALES DEEPLY) 93 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,160 Ta-da. - Wait ― is it actually Paradise here? 94 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,160 - No. - Oh man. 95 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,560 - Are you crying? 96 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,560 Why are you crying? Because we're in this prison? 97 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,400 Why are you crying, then? 98 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,440 - Misty. - Yeah. (SIGHS) She's bad. 99 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,440 - (SOBS) 100 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,520 - (GASPS) Oh. 101 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,800 You were romantically involved. 102 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,120 Do you love her? 103 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,400 Then why are you crying, then? 104 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,560 - Because I'm a bad spy. 105 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,080 - I wish I could say that's not true. 106 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,080 But it is true. 107 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,960 You're a really bad spy. - (SNIFFLES) 108 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,360 - You're terrible in tight situations, you have a shocking memory. 109 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,240 You get hospitalised every other day, and you got completely duped by Misty. 110 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,240 - Yeah. - But. 111 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,240 But, Michael. But, uh... 112 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,600 - (EXHALES SHAKILY) But, but... 113 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,760 But... 114 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,560 But. 115 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,040 Oh, uh... 116 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,720 But, uh... You... I... 117 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,720 But... 118 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,680 Uh... mm... 119 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,320 Oh! Didn't― You were the one― No― Oh, you weren't there then. 120 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,320 But. But. But. But. 121 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 But! 122 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,360 Come on! 123 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,680 - It's OK. I feel better now. 124 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,680 - Oh. Perfect. 125 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,080 You're welcome. It's just what I do. 126 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,960 - Goodbye. - Shorter. 127 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,080 - B― Uh, bye. 128 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,160 Second syllable. 129 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,920 - (WHICKERS) - Bull. Bull. 130 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,560 Combine. 131 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,360 Goodbye, bull. Good bull. 132 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,640 Sorry ― I've not read many books. - The Bible. 133 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,640 - How long have you been standing there? - Five seconds. 134 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:39,600 - You're not welcome here. - You're not in any position to tell me where I'm welcome. 135 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,080 Michael, Mr Green has requested your company at dinner tonight. 136 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,200 - He's not talking to you. - That's fine. He doesn't need to say anything ― 137 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,200 he just needs to be ready at seven. 138 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,360 - He'll see how he's feeling. - It's compulsory. - Well, 139 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,320 he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to do. - If he refuses, we'll kill him. 140 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,000 - He'll be there. He's looking forward to it. 141 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,520 Yeah. You're gonna have to go. Sorry, I... 142 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,613 I didn't expect her to say, 'kill him.' 143 00:08:10,053 --> 00:08:12,733 - How long you been a vegetarian? 144 00:08:15,013 --> 00:08:17,013 Are you mad about Misty? 145 00:08:18,973 --> 00:08:22,253 You thought she liked you. (CHUCKLES) That's sweet. 146 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,453 - Why is this table so long? 147 00:08:24,493 --> 00:08:27,173 - That's what you wanna know? You don't want to know my evil plan? 148 00:08:27,213 --> 00:08:31,173 - What's your evil plan? - Now, that's a good question. 149 00:08:31,173 --> 00:08:35,133 Do you know who New Zealand and Australia's biggest export partner is? 150 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:37,133 - Yep. - Who is it? 151 00:08:38,173 --> 00:08:41,493 - I'm not saying. - OK. Well, I don't think you know. - I do. 152 00:08:41,493 --> 00:08:44,573 - It's England. - I know. - Hmm. Well, I don't think you did. 153 00:08:44,573 --> 00:08:48,373 But in one month, England are joining the EEC ― 154 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:52,453 the European Economic Community. - Community. - This is bad news for us. 155 00:08:52,453 --> 00:08:56,133 We're both scrambling to try and find new trade partners. 156 00:08:56,133 --> 00:09:00,093 New Zealand was very close to striking a deal with India. 157 00:09:00,093 --> 00:09:03,533 That is, until you, uh, killed their Foreign Minister. 158 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:05,533 - Swaran! (BEEP!) 159 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:07,853 (BOOM!) - That wasn't us. 160 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:10,133 - I know. - It was us. 161 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:14,653 But India think it was you. They backed out of the deal. 162 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:17,533 You're now in talks with Japan and America. 163 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:19,533 Beef, wine, 164 00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:23,493 wool. - And how is Australia getting on? - We can't get a look in. 165 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:27,453 So we're doing something about it. At 1600 hours tomorrow― 166 00:09:27,453 --> 00:09:30,573 - What's that in normal time? - You don't know 24-hour time? 167 00:09:30,573 --> 00:09:32,653 - I just like normal time. 168 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:36,813 - It's easy. You just go up to 12 and keep going. So, for instance, 1600 hours― 169 00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:40,413 - I'm not interested in knowing. I likenormaltime. 170 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,413 It's good. - OK. Well, 171 00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:44,653 tomorrow at 1600 hours... 172 00:09:45,613 --> 00:09:48,213 Exodus. - You're leaving? - No. 173 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:51,453 We're not leaving ― it's the code name of the operation. 174 00:09:51,453 --> 00:09:54,413 It's a reference to The Ten Plagues of Egypt. - That sounds scary. 175 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:58,373 - Yeah. But, instead of 10 plagues, we'll only need two. - Please don't say river of blood. 176 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:02,333 - We're gonna kill your crops, and we're gonna kill your livestock. 177 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:06,293 And in doing so, we're gonna kill your piece-of-shit country. 178 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:09,493 - That is not a nice way to talk about my country. 179 00:10:09,493 --> 00:10:11,693 - Tomorrow, at 1600 hours, 180 00:10:11,693 --> 00:10:14,053 we're shipping out 300 tons of herbicide 181 00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:16,213 and poisoned livestock food. 182 00:10:16,213 --> 00:10:20,173 It'll then be trucked to our airstrip, where it'll be loaded on one hundred planes. 183 00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:22,173 On my signal, 184 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:25,333 they'll go and drop it on every farm and vineyard in this― 185 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,293 - Do not say it again. ...piece-of-shit country. - You are gonna regret saying that. 186 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:33,373 - Oh. Really (?) - And you're gonna regret telling me that whole evil plan. 187 00:10:33,373 --> 00:10:35,653 - Why? What are you gonna do? 188 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:39,253 - I guess... escape and go and tell my boss. 189 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,373 - Mr Green. Sorry to interrupt, 190 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:46,493 but we found this man kayaking on the south of the island. 191 00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:48,493 - Is he one of yours? - No. 192 00:10:48,653 --> 00:10:51,333 - So you wouldn't care if I took his life right now? 193 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,893 - No, I definitely wouldn't want you to do that. - But you said you don't know him. 194 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,693 - Yeah, I don't know him, but that doesn't mean I'd be fine with you killing him. 195 00:10:57,693 --> 00:11:00,133 - He might be a bad person. - But chances are he's not. 196 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,693 - I reckon chances are he is. - I'm not. 197 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,853 (THUMP!) - Don't talk to me. 198 00:11:04,853 --> 00:11:06,933 Don't youevertalk to me. 199 00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:10,653 - Don't do this. I'm telling you, please don't do this. - But he doesn't work with you. 200 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:13,013 - I have never seen this man before in my life. 201 00:11:13,013 --> 00:11:16,093 - Does anyone know you here? - (GASPS) 202 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:20,053 You can answer me. - No one knows I'm here. I swear. 203 00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:22,053 (GUNSHOT) 204 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,373 - (SCOFFS) Insane answer. 205 00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:29,453 Oh. You didn't like that? 206 00:11:31,613 --> 00:11:35,533 Do you want some tiramisu? - That doesn't really feel appropriate. 207 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:38,213 - Cos I killed that guy? - Yeah, I reckon... 208 00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:40,853 we should wait a little bit before we crack into some tiramisu. 209 00:11:40,853 --> 00:11:44,413 - (SIGHS) How long? - An hour. At least an hour. 210 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,413 - An hour. 211 00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:50,813 - Handmade? - Handmade. 212 00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:53,373 - Maybe half an hour. 213 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:58,413 - Violin. 214 00:11:58,693 --> 00:12:00,693 Guitar. 215 00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:03,213 - The Sound of Music. 216 00:12:04,813 --> 00:12:07,413 - Sue! - HUSKILY: Sue. - Fellas. 217 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:10,693 - How could you see my act out? - I didn't, but I just heard 218 00:12:10,693 --> 00:12:14,413 'The Sound of...' What else could it have been? - The sound of guitar? 219 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:18,293 - Yeah, but, like, that's not a movie. - Might be. 220 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:21,573 - Misty's bad. - That makes sense. She was weird. 221 00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:25,533 - Thank you. The guard tried telling me she wasn't weird. 222 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,533 - WHISPERS: I've gone rogue. - What? 223 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,533 - I quit the agency, and I went rogue. 224 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:33,213 BOTH: Cool. We have to move fast. 225 00:12:33,773 --> 00:12:37,173 This is thermite. It burns through iron. 226 00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:40,853 Just don't let it drip on you. (GRUNTS) 227 00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:42,853 - BOTH: Whoa. 228 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:51,453 - Wait. I have just realised something. - That the gap is tiny. 229 00:12:51,453 --> 00:12:54,093 - The gap is quite tiny. - Do you have any more thermite? 230 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:56,613 - Pellet just gave me this little fricking thing. 231 00:12:56,613 --> 00:13:00,493 - Yeah, I'm not gonna fit through that tiny hole. - This is a problem. 232 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:03,573 - Wait. I have an idea. 233 00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:06,373 But you guys aren't gonna like it. 234 00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:10,773 (METAL CLANKS) 235 00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:14,213 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 236 00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:19,773 (LOCK RATTLES) 237 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,333 (MUSIC SWELLS) 238 00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:34,133 - I'm glad we went with Sue's idea. Mine was bad. 239 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:37,733 I don't know where we would have got dresses from, let alone cinema-grade wigs. 240 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,653 (MUSIC FADES) 241 00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:56,253 - WHISPERS: Here. 242 00:13:58,893 --> 00:14:00,893 (TOILET FLUSHES) 243 00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:10,293 - Who are you guys? 244 00:14:10,973 --> 00:14:12,973 - Us? - Yeah. 245 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,533 - My name is Simon Somerset. 246 00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:19,573 - I'm Michael Anderson. - That's your― - What? 247 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,573 - OK. - You guys new? 248 00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,173 BOTH: Yeah. - Brand new. 249 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,653 - Why are you wearing a wetsuit? - Huh? 250 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:30,413 - Why are you wearing awetsuit? 251 00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:34,173 - You can... tell him... the reason. 252 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,373 - Well, if you wanna know, 253 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:42,173 basically, I have a condition with my sweat glands, 254 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,853 where I sweat profusely for 24 hours 255 00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:46,853 every single day. 256 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,653 But the good news is that it is only 257 00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:52,813 my torso and my arms, 258 00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:55,413 but not my head or my hands that are affected by it. 259 00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:58,613 - So the wetsuit absorbs the sweat. - The wetsuit absorbs the sweat. 260 00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:01,853 Before the wet suit... - It― 261 00:15:01,853 --> 00:15:04,413 - ...my clothes were getting drenched. - Mm, mm. It must― I mean, 262 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:06,533 that must have been incredibly tough. - That was very tough. 263 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,693 The kids at school, they used to go, 'Oh, he's peed his pants.' 264 00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:12,373 Oh, he's peed his shirt. - He's peed his shirt? - Yeah, 265 00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:15,253 like I'd peed up into my shirt. - Right, but how could they have thought you'd peed 266 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:18,693 upthebackof your shirt? - That's exactly what I tried telling them, but― 267 00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:21,373 - Doesn't even make sense, but... - I know. - ...yet, the bullying continued. 268 00:15:21,373 --> 00:15:23,373 - The bullying continued. - (CLEARS THROAT) - Cos children... 269 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,333 How much do you get paid? 270 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,453 - 35c an hour. 271 00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:34,893 - 35c. That's less than minimum wage. - What's your point? 272 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,733 - My point is you are doing way too good of a job, 273 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,733 my friend. 274 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:43,613 You don't wanna shoot us ― not for 35c an hour. 275 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:46,653 For 35c an hour, you should be phoning this in. 276 00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,653 And I don't mean phoning your superiors to tell them that we're here. 277 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:52,653 I mean the opposite. You should be asleep. 278 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:54,653 Or smoking a cigarette. 279 00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:57,893 Not here ― doing an adept, and, may I say, 280 00:15:57,893 --> 00:16:00,053 capable job. 281 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:05,053 - It's not a bad point. BOTH: It's a good point. 282 00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:07,693 Got any cigarettes? 283 00:16:07,773 --> 00:16:09,773 - This guy does. 284 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,733 - Gentlemen. - You have a good one. 285 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,333 - Bye. 286 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:27,413 - Can't believe that worked. (LAUGHS) 287 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,020 (CLOCK TICKS) 288 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,820 - Bugger. - What? - The herbicide is gone. 289 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:40,420 - Where's it gone? - OK. Dennis told me the whole evil plan ― what did he say? 290 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,420 - Wait a minute. He told you the whole evil plan? - Yeah. 291 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:45,980 - When were you gonna tell me? - We were busy. - We were busy playing charades. 292 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:48,820 We played charades all night long! What did he say? 293 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:51,220 - OK. Think, Michael ― think. 294 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:55,180 - We're shipping out 300 tons of herbicide and poisoned livestock food. 295 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,140 - They're gonna ship 300 tons of herbicide and poisoned livestock feed. 296 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:02,340 - Where are they shipping it? - They're shipping it to... 297 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:05,340 - To our airstrip, where it will be loaded on 100 planes. 298 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:09,220 - ...an airstrip on the mainland, where they're putting it on 100 planes. 299 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,220 - Why? - Because... 300 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,180 - On my signal, they'll go and drop it 301 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,540 on every farm and vineyard in this piece-of-shit country. 302 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:21,220 - That's why they wanted a list of every farm in New Zealand. They're going after our cows an 303 00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:24,100 - Exactly. - Those animals are the backbone of this country. 304 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,100 - Yeah. - And that's a crucial bone. 305 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,380 - The plan is called Exodus, which I thought was a pretty scary name. 306 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,700 - It's a really scary name. When is this plan happening? 307 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:36,100 - He said it's happening at― - 1600 hours. 308 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,540 - 1600 hours. - Oh, f― Not this shit again. 309 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:43,540 - Yeah. - Have you got a watch? - I've got a couple. 310 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,580 - (SIGHS) So that's― - I dunno. - 16 minus 12. 311 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,940 - It's happening in... 312 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:50,940 It's happening in... - It's... six. 313 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,540 What's 2― - 20 minutes. - 20. 314 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:57,180 20 minutes. - Yeah. - 20 minutes maybe. I don't― 315 00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:00,220 I just... I mean, I genuinely don't know. 316 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,660 - Oh! That's maybe whatthat'sfor. 317 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:06,140 - Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, no, I would say definitely. 318 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:08,940 So I guess we gotta stop the boat with the poison from leaving the 319 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:12,780 island and reaching the plains, because otherwise they'll poison all our animals and crops. 320 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:15,700 - It's pretty confusing, but yeah. - I have a dynamite idea. 321 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,660 - What is it? - There's some― some dynamite over there. 322 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,660 - Oh, I see. I thought you were saying, like, you had a really good idea. 323 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,859 - Yeah, no, it could be a terrible idea. 324 00:18:27,619 --> 00:18:29,619 You go and find Dennis. 325 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:33,780 I'll run all the way to the boat and blow it up, before it leaves at 1600 hours. 326 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,700 - That's a good idea. - It's adynamiteidea. 327 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,700 - Run fast. 328 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,020 - I always do. 329 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,859 - OK. What doIdo? 330 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:53,020 - On my signal, they'll go and drop it 331 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:56,740 on every farm and vineyard in this piece-of-shit country. 332 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,820 - The signal ― I gotta stop the signal. 333 00:18:59,859 --> 00:19:01,859 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 334 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,180 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 335 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,180 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 336 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,420 - Freeze. 337 00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:30,220 -Youfreeze. - Bugger. 338 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,500 - If you move, I'll kill you. 339 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:35,300 - Well, if you move, I'll kill this guy. 340 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,100 - That's the guy I killed at dinner last night. 341 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,100 - The kayaker? - Yeah. 342 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,980 - You undressed him and put him in a suit? - Yes. 343 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:47,220 - And you posed him here at the table? - Yep. 344 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,859 - And how long were you hiding over there in the shadows? 345 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:51,859 - Oh, 20 minutes. 346 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,420 - Oh, that's not too bad. - It was fun. 347 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,540 - And do you have a real gun, or are you making one with your fingers? 348 00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:59,540 (GUN SAFETY CLICKS) 349 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:03,180 - It's real. - Bugger. 350 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,180 (CLOCK TICKS) 351 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,980 (EERIE 'GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND') 352 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,980 (PROPELLERS WHIRR) 353 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:23,740 (MILITARY MARCH MUSIC) 354 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,260 (MUSIC SOARS) 355 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:38,100 (DRUMS SPEED UP) 356 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,180 (CLOCK TICKS) 357 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:48,380 Captions by Laura Young. 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